Tuesday light me up — horseback archery -> several hundred years ->...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tatzelwurming

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

tatzelwurming

watch anthropologists ignore this

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Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

tatzelwurming

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate